Update: The birdcallers will make their final appearance on Letterman tonight!
The feathers were flying on
April 17 when Piedmont High School presented the 50th annual Leonard
J. Waxdeck Birdcalling Contest.
Sitting in the audience, along with
the current generation of Piedmont students, were former birdcallers whom
the school invited to join the celebration.
"We're trying to call everyone
back to the nest," says Social Studies teacher Ken Brown, the faculty
advisor for the past five years.
The birdcalling contest began in
1963 as a class project in Waxdeck's biology course. According to legend, a
student asked him, "Wax, what can we do to liven things up around
here?" But many Piedmont alums maintain that no one ever would have had
the temerity to call him "Wax."
For the first few years the
competition was an informal affair at lunchtime in Waxdeck's classroom. Instead
of judges, the class voted for the first, second and third place winners by a
show of hands.
"There were no Latin names, no
sound trucks, no follow-up TV appearances, and no preparation," recalls
the winner of the initial contest, Jay Knowland (who did two calls – a rooster
and a generic "jungle bird.") "We just made up the calls in the
classroom. One girl, Maryanne Endicott, didn't do a bird at all. She did a
crying baby."
It didn't take long for the event
to outgrow Waxdeck's classroom, as word got out and other students and teachers
started dropping by at lunchtime to see the fun. In 1966 it moved to the
school's Alan Harvey Theater, where it remains to this day.
From the start it bore the imprint
of Waxdeck's personality, including the dress code - three-piece suits for the
boys, dresses with skirts that reach below the knees for the girls – the
scientific nomenclature, and the deadpan mock seriousness that made the calls
even funnier.
"The contest definitely had
its tongue stuck firmly in its cheek back then," recalls Matthew Callahan,
who finished second in 1984 with the call of Pelicanus Occidentalis, the western brown pelican, and returned as
a judge in 2007.
"One of the highlights was
Waxdeck's ritual reading of telegrams of regrets from celebrities like Pope
John Paul II, the Queen of England, the President of the United States, and
movie stars," he continues. "Nobody really knew whether the regrets
were real or not, but he sure as hell sent the invitations out. And I know that
at least one of them was real – the one from the Queen of England. I saw it
with my own eyes."
With or without Her Majesty, the
birdcalling contest soon became the hottest ticket in town.
"Starting at 7 a.m., four or
five trucks of potted plants and floral arrangements would start
arriving," says Callahan. "In those days the contest was held in
mid-May, and it would be a warm day. So they'd open the doors of the theater,
and the smell would waft out into the quad area and over the whole campus. Inside
the theater it smelled like a nursery – minus the fertilizer, of course."
"By 3 p.m., a half hour before
show time, the theater was filled to capacity. People were sitting in the
aisles, and all the kids were backstage, nervous as hell."
Tickets were so hard to get, it was
rare for a student to get one.
"All the VIPs in town were
calling in their IOUs," Callahan recalls. "The year I entered I got a
ticket for my mother, but as a general rule the only way to see the contest was
to be in it."
In 1975 a 7th grader entered
the contest for the first and only time: 13-year-old Marc Schweitzer, who won
second place with his call of Gavia Immer, the common loon.
The novelty of someone so young
beating the big kids was picked up by the local newspapers; and one of the
articles caught the eye of a scout for Johnny Carson, who flew Waxdeck,
Schweitzer and the contest winners
down to Burbank to appear on The Tonight Show.
"Marc was only 13, and his
voice cracked in the middle of his call," says his sister Laurie.
"But Carson was quick on the uptake. He said, 'That's OK, Marc. Many people
have trouble while mating!'"
It got a big laugh, and a new
tradition was born. Carson had Waxdeck and the birdcallers on his show every
year until his retirement in 1992. And the ripple effects lasted even longer.
"I met my husband because of
Johnny Carson," says Liz Wagman '87. "On the first day of my freshman
year at UC Davis I was wearing my Piedmont High sweatshirt, and he said, 'I saw
you on The Tonight Show!'"
On the other hand, she adds,
"I teach high school in Clayton, and when I tell my students I was on the
Johnny Carson show, they say, 'Who?'"
Another tradition was born in 1977,
when Peter Chovanes performed the first introductory skit.
"My bird was Spheniscus demersu, commonly known as the jackass penguin
because of its braying sound," he says. "So I wore a top hat, white
tie and tails, and carried a cane. As I waddled onto the stage I tossed my cane
to the emcee, Jim Hoglan, then I handed him my hat and he folded it. After I
did my call Jimmy tossed the hat and cane back to me, and I waddled off again.
The audience loved it."
Over the years the skits have become more and more elaborate
– much to the dismay of some old-timers, who miss the understated deadpan
deliveries of yore, and to the delight of today's students.
Two years after Carson retired in
1992, Waxdeck suddenly died from a stroke. And the birdcalling contest went
dark for two years.
But the people of Piedmont refused
to let it die. A coalition of parents and former birdcallers – with behind-the-scenes
help from Piedmont Middle School P.E. teacher Linda Jarvis that continues to
this day – resurrected the competition in 1996, with the winner's trophy
renamed the Leonard J. Waxdeck Trophy.
Feelers were put out to Carson's
successor, Jay Leno, to have the kids on his show. But Leno, who was anxious to
escape Carson's shadow, wouldn't touch anything that reminded people of Johnny.
So for one year they appeared on the Arsenio Hall Show.
Then, in 1976, David Letterman, who
idolized Carson – and couldn't pass up a chance to stick it to Leno – was only
too glad to have the birdcallers on his program. And there they have appeared
every year since then. Their final appearance before his retirement in May will
be next Tuesday, April 21.
The only downside was that
Letterman routinely brought four birdcalling acts back to New York, but one of
them would be cut at the last minute.
"We got cut the first year,
and it was really disappointing" says Jill Pervere Saper, who won first
place 2001 with her best friend, Rachel Winograd. "Both of my grandmothers
had flown to New York to be in the audience. They didn't know we'd been cut, and
I was stuck in the green room with no way to warn them. So when we went to back
New York the next year I told them, 'No one can come.' Naturally, we got on the
show."
Enter the man who, apart from
Waxdeck himself, is the most important person in the history of the birdcalling
contest: Randall Booker, who took over as faculty advisor in 2005 when he
became assistant principal. Tactfully but firmly, he informed Letterman's
producers that from now on it would be all or nothing.
"I saw kids sitting in the
green room crying, and I said, 'We can't do that; this is cruel.' I was a
little nervous about bringing it up, but it didn't take much convincing. I
don't think they saw them before as kids with feelings."
Though the essentials of the
contest remain the same, some details have changed.
"The dresses and three-piece
suits have been replaced by jeans and T-shirts, and the VIPs in the audience
have given way to actual students," says Callahan. "But the biggest
change is that the bird calls are much more authentic than they were in my day.
And instead of sports stars and local TV celebrities, the judges are now people
who actually know something about bird calls."
This year's judges will include an
ornithologist from Francisco State, prominent Piedmont community member Matt
Heafey, and Waxdeck's son, Joel.
And discerning observers might
detect a resemblance to a certain biology teacher – goatee, floppy forelock and
all - in the Cedar Waxwing on this year's Birdcalling Contest poster.
"If you knew Leonard, you
might recognize him," says Brown. "He's still an integral part of
this event."
As for the future, no approaches
have been made yet to Ellen, Conan, Colbert, Fallon, Kimmel et al. But they
have a year to find another show. Brown says whatever happens – or not – is
fine with him.
"This is really about the
community," he says. "Television is just the frosting on the cake.
The frosting is sweet, but the cake is pretty sweet, too."
"One of the things I like best
about the birdcalling contest is that it lets kids just be kids," adds Booker.
"Once they get into high school, it all gets so serious. They're focused
so much on college admissions, tutoring, club sports teams, and community
service. The birdcalling contest allows them to be silly. They have the rest of
their lives to be serious."
(Footnote: Booker was promoted to
principal in 2007, serving in that capacity until 2010, when he became
assistant superintendent of schools. On July 1 he will become Piedmont's next
superintendent.)