Did you hear that George Lucas sold
Lucasfilm last week to Disney, which plans to make three new Star Wars films?
My only question is: Why?
Oh yeah, the money, of course. But
I was looking for an artistic reason for more Star Wars movies, and I can't come
up with any.
To tell the truth, Lucas should
have quit after making the first three. But he got obsessed with his own
creation and became the ultimate Star Wars nerd himself, producing three
"prequels," as ponderous as the first three were fast-moving, to
explain how Darth Vader became Darth Vader.
So here's a tip to future
generations, who will be seeing the Star Wars saga for the first time: Do NOT
watch them in the order Lucas has numbered them. Instead, watch them in the
order he made them.
That way, you'll experience the
thrill that comes when Han Solo pushes the button and sends
the Millennium Falcon into hyperspace for the first time .
More importantly, if you already
know how Darth Vader became Darth Vader, you spoil the whole story.
The original "Star Wars" trilogy is so much
more than just an oldtime Saturday matinee cliffhanger on steroids, although
it's that, too.
It's an age-old myth that the late
mythologist Joseph Campbell called "the hero's journey," in which a
hero ventures forth from the everyday world into a region of supernatural
wonder, learns his or her true destiny, wins a great victory and saves the
world.
This journey is repeated over and
over in the stories we most like to tell ourselves, from Odysseus and Beowulf
to Frodo and Harry Potter.
In this story, the hero is Luke
Skywalker, and at the heart of his journey is his discovery of the shocking
truth about his father and how he comes to terms with it. Everything else
follows from that.
And the truth is shocking, but the
emotional wallop is much greater if it comes as much of a surprise to the
audience as it does to Luke.
But if you already know, where's
the surprise? The whole thing becomes anti-climactic. Lucas the obsessive Star
Wars nerd should have trusted Lucas the storyteller.
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Finally, I'm happy to report that Sterling
the kitten has finally found his forever home. But all the columns I wrote
about him had nothing to do with it. (So much for the power of the press.)
Sterling, who is the brother of my
two kittens, was adopted by Eric and Emily Blossom of Berkeley, whose previous
cat, Scottie, died last May, about the time Sterling was born.
Eric happened to stop by Berkeley
Dog & Cat Hospital, where Sterling was on display in the waiting room
window, to buy some special veterinary food for his dog, Laya.
Boing! Laya took one look at
Sterling. Sterling took one look at Laya. And it was love at first sight.
Being no fool, Eric said to
himself, "Well, I guess this is the cat." And he adopted Sterling on the spot.
I talked to Emily a few days later,
and she tells me Laya and Sterling have been as thick as thieves ever since.
Only one thing: His name isn't
Sterling anymore. It's Ralph.
No problem. A rose by any other
name would smell as sweet.